An East gal always knows where to get a bag from and will do anything for a free pinger. Despite her leanings toward the beauty industry, she'll have way over-processed hair that feels like hay, and remains deeply committed to the square french manicure. She quite likely went to Thailand and came back with new boobs, possibly as a group deal with the rest of her squad goals.
God help you if you ever find yourself in her car - it'll be a Suzuki Swift that has never, ever been cleaned, covered in hair from her Rottie, and littered with Maccas wrappers the Eastie loves a McNugget! She'll chew you up and spit you out, don't expect anything more. These wealthy farm girls are a real treat.
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You'll think everything is going great on the second date as you go in for the pash outside her house, but she can only hold her crazy in for a few weeks before the cracks start to show. By date six you'll start to wonder what you're doing with your life. At this point, if you do end a relationship with a horsey gal, she'll pull the "I'm pregnant" card just to mess with your head. She has zero filter and will say absurdly offensive things, followed by "jokes babe", even though she actually means it.
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She has a different bestie every week, and can't hold down a job, but that's okay because Daddy's got her back. The Horsey babe is constantly sending Snaps of herself singing in her car. She also is known to put up an attention-seeking status on Facebook that's "not aimed at anyone" but totally is, followed by a "can my life get any worse" status the next day.
Rather than saying what the problem is, she'll say "PM me" when asked. A Karaka girl will also happily hook up with another girl's man even though she knows he's taken, and has been known to sleep her way to a promotion.
She's a ruthlessly good liar, knows how to play the victim, and is forever in denial about the carnage she causes. The Horsey girl has been kicked in the head a few too many times. You could never accuse a Westie of being a gold digger because they literally don't care. They'd much rather go for a guy with an epic car than a fat wallet.
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They'll be on the hunt for a surfer or some sporty macho guy, or a semi-famous tattooist. She was massively indifferent at high school, wagging every other day and smoking dope out of a Cody's can on the field, and she'll have ended up with a couple of kids quite young. That doesn't matter though, the enterprising Westie will be growing a stash of weed in her crawl space that supplements her income quite nicely.
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Known for her signature look of huge hoe hoops and slut strands, the Westie gal can be identified by the presence of a dreamcatcher, which will either be tattooed on her body, or hanging from the rearview mirror of her Mitsubishi Lancer that smells of stale cigarettes and Impulse. The Westie has a big soft spot for animals, and will have a minimum three cats in the house she shares with her three brothers.
The lounge always smells of bong water, and there's definitely a thick, furry per cent polyester blanket draped over the brown couch dappled with ciggy burns. She's a firm believer in tights as pants, except when she gets glammed AF for a night on the lix in someone's garage or carport with a blue tarp wall. Moscato is a true fave it's wine, Doll. She likely got pregnant just out of high school and if she's lucky - is still with the man bless. Despite having a severe case of resting bitch face, a Southern gal is actually a real sweetheart, always helping their mum, aunties, and cousins, and you'll NEVER go hungry as a guest in their house - especially if you turn up after church on Sunday.
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